DARK/VIOLENT STARTERS 

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Muse as old as time 


  •  "I'm far too old for these games."

  •  "What's it like to be immortal?"

  •  "How old ARE you?"

  •  "I'm afraid I don't understand the current slang."

  •  "Do you know how to use a smart phone?"

  •  "I am waaaaay older than you."

  •  "Being this old has pros and cons."

  •  "Do you have any idea what Netflix even is?"

  •  "Did you meet Shakespeare?"

  •  "I was alive when the pyramids of Egypt were built."

  •  "Are you an angel or demon?"

  •  "Humanity has jumped chasms in just the past thirty years. It took at least two hundred years to upgrade from wood to an iron plow."

  •  "I'd rather ride a horse."

  •  "You can't be THAT old!"

  •  "That's simply impossible."

  •  "I remember when stars filled the night sky and cities were practically nonexistent."

  •  "Magic is real."

  •  "Your problems are inconsequential."

  •  "The universe spins, the earth moves and time passes ever on."

  •  "What's it like, being as old as you are?"

  •  "I'm just glad corsets have finally gone out of fashion."

  •  "You can be upset about security measures all you want. I'm happy it doesn't take a month to travel across the Atlantic."

  •  "Are you REALLY immortal?"

  •  "I have seen all of time and space. You know what? It's the little stuff that counts."

  •  "It's the here and now that's important to me."

  •  "Doesn't it ever get boring?"

  •  "I have loved many people over the many years. Each one is special to me."

  •  "Every day brings new things."

  •  "Do you ever want to end it?"

  •  "I couldn't ask for anything more."

  •  "Sometimes I just don't get mortals."